Whats Funny

Anne Curtis not wearing panty?

News Headline: Maiinit na balita…Anne, walang panty!

I really don’t know why people are making a buzz out of Anne Curtis’ birthday performance in ASAP. Perhaps the birthday girl would really want to make her day memorable.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter if she wears one from this angle. It’s really none of our business, and it’s not really the first time hearing of an artist being panty-less, right? Uhh you’re right.

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Ladies, this is not a sign that we are running out of panties, so don’t panic. Gents, why are you making it your wallpaper? Come on now!

Breaking that awkward moments with your parents

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slip of tongue or auto-correct, whacha think?

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mom just wore her glasses and realized its not eyes

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googling yourself…

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Parents know, it’s instinctive!

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Beauty secret

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WTF!

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It’s payback time.

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great pickup sex lines.

Procrastination

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I should be reading my ebooks because it’s piling up, on top of that I have lots of audio books too, but here I am at the computer monitor browsing a lot of stuff…
I should be cleaning up my room, but watching movie sounds fun…
I should be going out today, but forums topics fascinate me and I’m staying home…

Damn these excuses! They are taking over my life. I gotta do something or else…oh maybe tomorrow I’ll start doing it. 😀

How to deal with wrong send on sms

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There you go buddy, more headaches when you come home.

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Mind your own business.

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You should have told me about the braces.

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The moves….nahh does not work!

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This is how to advertise your self in a strange fu@k!n way!

Year-ender naughty pickup lines!

2012 holiday season had passed, I hope y’all had a great time! For some enigmatic reasons, they say that 83.7% of the total world population, is in the mood for love making, random consensual-sex, getting laid, smooching here there and everywhere, cuddling-anytime-you-want during yuletide season…

Do you actually believe that? And maybe this is the very reason, why December, is the best time people throw more pickup lines, to get laid or at least set the mood :D, compared to any other months of the year. Without further adieu, here are the best Christmas & New Year’s pickup lines?

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#1: Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it grows

#2: In the spirit of Christmas, would you like to jingle my bells?

#3: Let’s go somewhere and make this as not-so-silent-night.

#4: It’s 2013! Let’s start the year with a bang!…..on the floor!

#5: If your left leg is Christmas, & your right leg is New Year, can I visit you between the holidays?

#6: That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, but that’s for you honey!

There you have it! So would you like to share some of your signature holiday pickup lines too? I’m psyched to know! 😀

P.S. I’m just shitting on the population statistics thingy, just made that up 😛

Have a great day and head, I meant ahead!

When your tatt fails you & it’s damn for life

Taking into consideration that my future self will get a tattoo, I hafta make sure that the artist at least know how to spell. Here are the epic fail body designs:

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oh you will regret later, realizing that you forgot letter “T”

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why people are confused between “your” and “you’re” — seriously?

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there should be “G” to have the full strength.

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that’s what happen when you suddenly change your mind, now this is double negation..just give up, brother

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you are beautiful and the tatt is tragic.

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this is why you must have beauty and brains.

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Missing “o”

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No erasures please!

There you have it. Hope this brings a smile and good vibes! Tada!

Pure Evil Talks from A to Z

Got this from a blog site I stumbled upon, and so here’s my a-z list, as my year-ender post for 2012! See you next year!

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

No, I don’t think I had that criminal tendency.

B. What is your first thought when you receive a compliment in your blog, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?

It is always exciting to get to know people with different culture, even geographical locations…for as long as he/she keeps me interested.

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

Never. Respect begets respect.

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?

Remain the way I am now. 

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

Hmm could be sleeping, so I could eat and drink all night. 😛

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

No one, just the same body as I have now. No more adjustments, no more disappointments, since I’m used to it.

G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?

Freeze to death.

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

No, I don’t believe in Hell, nor had been there.

I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

Hmm something I had. I was 6 that time.

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

Eternal youth. I can always touch myself anyways. LOL

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

I did, character’s name is Liza.

L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

The Beatles.

M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?

Matter.

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

End of days kind of scenes.

O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?

One year with one true love. I never settle for anything less.

P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?

Bad. I hate remakes, it means lack of creative inputs so I will just redo the old ones.

Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?

Poor and emotionally fulfilled. I can always find ways to survive, being emotionally happy is something I cannot find elsewhere, nor get an alternative.

R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?

Yes to religious bigots. Kayo na ang maliligtas! (Only your group will be saved)

S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?

Domination so its the first one. But if I want a chaotic world, then that’s the second option.

T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?

Body language where kisses and hugs can suffice.

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

Big yes!

V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?

A world without religion is close to impossible, people will worship stones, woods or anything. I think its bad.

W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

The fact that there is such thing as men’s rights movement, could mean that something is not polished on our current gender rights. So their claim is legitimate, people regardless of gender, must be equal in all aspects.

X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

Strengthen sense of sight, eliminate sense of smell. I had a phase wherein I always get colds, and felt that my nose isn’t working anymore, so yeah I’m trained for it. 😛

Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don’t lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

Liking someone who is not my type, sure. Waking up everyday in bed, with that someone — No. I should have fallen in love that much with that guy before it happens.

Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? Example: an atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

I believe I can. We can control the way we think, and the things we believe in, even for a moment.

My Shawarma Treat!

The month of December is not always fun.

There’s a downside celebrating Christmas season — getting hefty due to plethora of holiday food. And so today, I decided not to have rice for dinner. And so, I turned to shawarma, an order of it is like heaven and hell. Heaven, because I loved the taste of Turks shawarma, and I say Hell because I am full again, when I’m supposed to be on a monitored diet/weight-reduction plan/nutritional regime…whatever!

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