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QUOTE: Dick makes the world go around.

– a doll like u is tired after almost 10 hours of working in the office, but got paid just a little over the basic salary. and uve seen ur hubby, just lying on the couch watching his favorite basketball game…did not prepare dinner and the entire living room is a mess, what should u do? hassle mang sabihn but lets all admit that sometimes that little thing called “dick” gives a man a leeway to be lazy. just because babae ka, dapat mas masipag ka mapa bahay or trabaho. now for guys out there who can swallow their pride and just let their partners work for them, konting konsuwelo naman, badtrip atang uuwi kang parang binagyo ang bahay nyo sa dumi after a hell day in the office. and please dont ever use ur virility as a lame excuse for ur flaws. come on, work ur ass out.

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nakakatawa ang mga tricycle driver dito sa place namen, minsan i find them illogical. let me give u some scenarios para u can visualize what im saying. take note of the legend…

LEGEND:

1 person = P8.00 (short ride)

1 special trip = P8.00 x 4(persons)

SCENARIO 1: pauwi ka na, ng biglang may isang tricycle ang lalapit sayo, sasabihin mo kung san ka bababa, and he will ask…. “isang byahe na?” so mapapaisip ka kase talaga namang isang beses lang ang pagbyahe sa lugar nyo diba, alangan namang dalawang beses kang pupunta sa lugar na un. then ull figure out na what he meant is isang special trip at magagalit sayo ang driver dahil isang tao lang ang talagang babayaran mo.

SCENARIO 2: sasakay ka ng suicide na tricycle at si mamang driver ay sobrang quiet, walang conditions na binigay sayo, so matutuwa ka dahil sa malamang makatipid ka. pagbaba mo sa tapat ng gate, sisingilin ka ng special trip dahil nakapila daw sila sa terminal…khit na wala naman talgang terminal dun.

SCENARIO 3: sasakay ka ng tricycle, at ang mukhang perang driver tatanungin ka kung special trip na. syempre naging matalino ka na this time, hinanap mo ang taripa nya pra ipamukha ang talagang presyuhan sa pamasahe. hindi nya ipipakita sayo ang taripa at hindi ka na rin nya kikibuin hanggang sa ikaw ay makababa.

SCENARIO 4: marami kang pinamili, at naisip mong kung magtatricyle ka, khit dalawang tao babayaran mo na para lang maihatid ka sa inyo. isang tricycle ang magsasakay sayo at usapan nyo ng dalawang tao. habang nasa byahe, bigla kang hihiritan ng “pwede bente ang ibayad nyo?” natural magtataka kase ang 8 times 2 ay 16, at hinde 20. ngayon ka rin lang nakarinig ng tawaran sa pamasahe ng tricycle at sisibangutan mo na lang ang driver.

i guess here are just a few things na we experience as commuters. yep i know, it sucks….ang hindi ko lang ma gets is baket basta driver sweet lover.

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ive been watching the pinoy dream academy sa channel 2, although wala tong pinag iba siguro sa pinoy big brother, kumbaga sa ulam may kakaibang flava. aside siguro from the fact that they are all performers to be, they are potential composers din sa batch nila.

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